Fooood - I like Chinese - what to eat on a date

[FannyCraddock]

My dear Priscillas and fans,

I'm going on a date with the lovely Johnny on Friday, and don't know what to order. Normally we eat in, as Johnny is particularly fond of my hot pie and enjoys icing my buns. This week however, he has decided to take me to the local Chinese eaterie, and I don't know what to order

Love from Fanny

[mavis]

I personally enjoy regular portions of pork monk-style with extra nuts. And I don't like my noodles too crispy.

[The Priscillas]

As fans of the ladyboys who solicit, we also like Well Hung Ho Fun.

[mavis]

Does that contain giant prawns? I quite like them.

[FannyCraddock]

Dear Priscillas

Disaster! Johnny stormed out of the restaurant, complaining about the menu, I think he said he was off to an establishment where he could order Ho Fuk Fun. At least that's what I think he said.

I have never heard of this dish, is it a regional one? Anyway, I'm home now, and Johnny has yet to return.

Oh dear!

Love from sad Fanny